A teen-angst masturbatory love poem, a clowning drag king punk show, ‘tofuhotdog and wonderbun’ critiques the failures in masculinity through actions of shallow rage, notions of an iconic American ‘Man’ through food processed poetry, and the limitations of a body bound and desireful. In this phallic solo, the ‘notdog’ is shaken, eaten, stomped on, sung about -- a choreography to digest and transform the excess. Perhaps never achieving this, 'tofuhotdog' is a beautifully humiliating mess.